Polar Bear invited Goat to have dinner. He baked some cheese with potato and eggs. Goat tried a few bites, contemplated it carefully, then dropped the knife and fork, ran to the back yard for some fresh mint leaves.
“It’s dark out there. Why don’t you turn on the light?”
“It’s okay. I can smell the mint.”
Goat placed the scraps of green herb on his dish, and he tried some. “Ummmmm...” He had his eyes closed, so satisfied that his beard was shaking.
“But wait, you’re chewing my new boxers!!”
2
Sika Deer arrived home after vacation to find Lion lying on her bed masturbating.
“Gawsh!! What are you doing there?!”
“Hey, you live next door!”
3
Mrs. Dinosaur arrived home after work, to find her husband masturbating in bed with a giraffe.
“Christ! What on earth are you doing?!”
“Wait a second. It’s just a wild pig!!”
Mrs. Dinosaur looked again. Indeed, it was only a wild pig.
4
Johnson went to Jackson’s place, only to find that he was hugging a buffalo in bed.
“Jackson, where did you get the buffalo?”
“Buffalo?!” Jackson started, “I thought it was a kangaroo!!”
5
Charlie came back home from his lover to find his wife sitting in the living room.
“Honey, how come you didn’t go to bed?”
“Shhh. Don’t shout! My boyfriend is sleeping.”
6
Mr. Camel came home at 3am from his adulterous lover to find his son watching TV in the salon.
“How come you’re still up watching TV at this hour?!”
“Dad, it’s only six thirty in the afternoon!” Mr. Camel took out his watch, and it was indeed six thirty in the afternoon.
7
Giraffe was having a stroll in the park with Penguin, each pushing a baby carriage.
“Mrs. Tall, come have dinner with us next time. I’ll make you some caviare.”
“But it’s Friday today!!!”
“Ah!! How is it possible?! I have had my shower today!”
(End)
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